I have a peculiar habit. I spend hours in greetings card shops. And I spend that time with my shoulders heaving, madly watering eyes and laughing outrageously but quietly, my hand over mouth. I can’t help it, but I know I’m not alone.

I have now discovered the source of much of this mirth is now online so I can laugh out loud in the privacy of my own home. Offensive, over the top and out there – it’s KMK cards and the range includes Modern Toss, Ladybird plus nasty, gay, style & glamour, religion, drink & drugs.