But really, I have to confess, I’d love to be casting the show for myself wouldn’t you?

Here’s the 12 people who I’d pick;

Naomi Campbell – could you imagine her doing a Bush Tucker trial?
Alistair Campbell – I’m a spin doctor, spin me out of here
Gordon Ramsay – f*cking get me f*cking out of f*cking here
Carla Bruni – so she could dish the dirt on her hubby and Mick J
Simon Cowell – well just who wouldn’t want to watch him get happy with the creepie-crawlies?
Lembit Opik – maybe that’s a bit mean, he’d crack up quite quickly but what if he hooked up with Naomi?
Sarah Palin – she’d sort them out good and proper but lose
Stephen Fry – could he cope without twittering in the jungle?
Lady GaGa – could she keep a poker face, I doubt it
Pete Doherty – he’s definitely Z-list now
Susan Boyle – she’s got a thing for Simon hasn’t she? Who knows what could happen…
Barbara Windsor – I hear she’s looking for work after Eastenders

Well come on then, I’d love to know who you’d pick…